Funny Pics

Funny Pics and eCards I Made - I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you. - In order to fit properly into my swim suit this summer, I'll need to fast for about the next 246 days. - Nothing beats working out while listening to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out. - I just walked into Abercrombie & Fitch at the mall and dropped the most toxic, refried-bean fart I could muster. - My body doesn't look too bad when all my muscles are flexed. Too bad flexing all my muscles makes me pass out. - The best thing about winter is that your winter coat hides the fact that you're not wearing a bra to Target. - A woman 30 years older than me just curled 25 pounds more than me, solidifying my title as Lazy Sack of Crap. - Here's to peeing your pants a little when you blow your nose. - I always live my life not caring what other people think about me...when I'm alone and not interacting with anyone. - I'm afraid you've reached the age where aqua aerobics is the best fit for you. - Sign That You're a Mom: You have to write - It's a good day when the<br />sink is not full of dirty<br />dishes. I can't wait for<br />that day.

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  1. Sneezing and peeing a little is one of the reasons that I hate cold season lol

  2. These are a riot! SO true about the fridge. They'd either starve or live off the first jar or mustard they see on the door if it weren't for us!

  3. Black Friday Peppermint Mocha. Yesssss.

  4. These are hilarious...and, sadly, so true.


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